wingscanspeak:

Wonderful Valentines Card to give to a friend or loved one! 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) The poor thing just wants a friend. The puppies are the abusive ones neglecting it of friendship with their misunderstanding of the mysterious world of goats and their social behaviors.

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”
In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

antares-nova:

babygoatsandfriends:

goats-4-everyone:

This is actually the way baby goats socialize and create bonds with their want to be friends. :) The poor thing just wants a friend. The puppies are the abusive ones neglecting it of friendship with their misunderstanding of the mysterious world of goats and their social behaviors.

=)

In the goat’s mind: ”hello furry sausages let’s be friends okay”

In the puppies’ minds: “jeSUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL”

(via lucydiam0nd)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via totam-libertatem)

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via who-has-a-sonic-screwdriver)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via benedict-cumbersomerobes)


pulledacross:

MAKE ME CHOOSE

daenystormborn asked: season 2 or season 4?

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rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS


#No homo I say as i begin fucking myself in the ass.

rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via courtswrench)